Five Songs I Hate

These songs make me hate music and the people who listen to them.

5. "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.  From the time I first heard this song, I knew I would hate it.  Listen to it and you will understand.  It adds nothing to the musical world.

4. "D'yer Mak'er" by Led Zeppelin.  Most people might be shocked that I hate this song.  I love the Zep, but I heard this song so many times on the radio that a major distaste for it has grown.

3. "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit.  What a horrible song.  I think it is very funny though.  When I listen to this song, I think of a MadTV's skit of this song.  Now that was priceless.

2. "Alcohol" by the Millionaires.  This "band" could be number one on this list, but then again, they are not a real band.  Look them up on youtube.com and you too can experience the horribleness.

1. Jon Bon Jovi.  Everything he ever does will be a personal insult to me in my eyes.  His music is lower than the soil beneath the surface of the earth.  It's kind of funny how my hatred grew for him.  I am a huge hockey fan and my favorite team is the Ducks.  In 2003, the ducks went to the Stanley Cup Finals against the New Jersey Devils.  In seven games, the Devils bested the Ducks in a well fought series.  Now, my hatred was born after the game ended and the Devils were celebrating when a certain song started to play; Living on a Prayer.  From that moment on, whenever I hear Bon Jovi, I think of the Ducks' lose in the finals.  I realize that any song that would have played then I would hate forever, so I am glad it was a talentless hack.  The saddest part of it all though is that when the Ducks did win the Stanley Cup, I cannot remember the song that was played or really anything that happened after the game.  It deeply saddens me that I will always remember their lose more than their triumph.